December 2011
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Dec 3rd
August 2011
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Aug 21st
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January 2010
2 posts
Marty playing Pinoy Henyo
MC: You have 1 minute! Time Starts Now!
Marty: Tao?
Audience: Hindi!
Marty: Hayop?
Audience: Hindi!
Marty: Lugar?
Audience: Hindi!
Marty: Pagkain?
Audience: Hindi!
Marty: Bagay?
Audience: Pwede!
Marty: Maganda?
Audience: Pwede!
Marty: Nakakatuwa?
Audience: Pwede!
Marty: Meron ba ako nito?
Audience: Pwede!
Marty: English?
Audience: CAN BE!
Marty: T-SHIRT!
Audience: HINDI!
MC: YOU HAVE LESS THAN 20 SECONDS!
Marty: SHIT! SHIT! SHIT!
Audience: NO! NO! NO!
*From the audience, someone made a HEART SIGN*
Marty: Heart??
Audience: Pwede!
Marty: Heartbreak?
Audience: Pwede!
Marty: Heartache?
Audience: Pwede!!
Marty: Hearthrob?
Audience: Pwede!
Marty: Heartattack? Heart disease? Heart Evangelista?
Audience: HINDI!
HOST: YOU have 10 Seconds left!
Marty: Valentines day!
Audience: Hindi!
Marty: Boyfriend? Girlfriend?
Audience: Hindi! Hindi!
Marty: SEX!
Audience: HINDIIIIIII!!!
Host: TIME IS UP! The correct answer is.. LOVE!
Marty: *BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPP*
Jan 2nd
Stupid Jeepney Conversations Part 1
Marty: Ui, lam niyo ba pangalan nung unggoy ni Aladdin?
Marty: Si JAFAR yun diba?
Kevin: Di GAGO!
Marty: E ano?
Kevin: ALAK yung JAFAR!
Marty: ha?
Kevin: THE BAR!
*awkward silence*
Jan 2nd
December 2009
2 posts
Awesome Exploits: Part 1
The year is about to end and as I sit and wait for the next hour to pass, I reflect upon the events which had happened this year. It was in a way.. AWESOME. I mean, I am in an international organization which is AIESEC by the way, the best damn organization in the world! WHAT CAN POSSIBLY BE MORE AWESOME THAN THAT?! - (“Marty: Sucking up to the higher ups”, 2009). (Que in laughter)...
Dec 25th
Humabeh Test Bet
Marty: Matt, di pa tayo nagaaral para sa test ah.
Matt: Onga e, laro tayo ng Castlefight?
Marty: Sige. Tara Create ka na game.
Matt: Oks.
Marty: Ui Matt, pustahan tayo kung sino manalo dito, siya yung papasa sa test mamaya.
Matt: SIGE! SIGE! Best 3 out of 5!
a few games later..
Matt: Pare! best 5 out of 7 na!
Marty: Sa ginagawa naten, kahit sino manalo. Parehas na tayo babagsak. 30 minutes na tayong late!
Dec 1st
November 2009
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“Making you smile is an everyday agenda.”
– Marty Sison
Nov 24th
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Nov 24th
nowyouknow: Did you know that if you drop a...
(via jamiewillruletheworld) Try naten sayo Jamie :D wahahahaha!
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October 2009
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“Article 86: When a bro meets a chick, he shall endeavor to find out where she...”
– The BRO CODE.
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